Ever Think About Pigs...

...and the saying, when pigs fly. Ok, keep that in your mind. Have you ever thought of what flying pigs really are. Well, the are the bacon that come of them when they attempt to fly.

I was thinking about this the other day and wondered, hmm, flying pigs. Ok, what if they learned to fly like birds. Now put that in your mind. Pigs climbing out a barn window and jumping out. Splat, bacon. Now do they do this because they know they're just going to become bacon or are they depressed. This here is a recent pig diagnosis called swine depression. Many pigs now are losing their family members and are suffering from fatal depression. They aren't just sad and lonely, they are committing suicide by trying to do the impossible, trying to fly. They jump out of windows and become ham and bacon. Therefore, suicidal pig depression.

This was funnier before when a friend of mine and myself thought of this during class last year. No, I don't have a problem with pigs and are not pigsist; I actually like pigs and find that the small teacup one are adorable. I also find the stereotype of pigs (pigsty) false, because pigs are actually tidy animals and like to stay clean.